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THE BACON AND SAUSAGE NATIVITY - Never has tastelessness been so tasty


TAGS: jesus sausage
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Preacher Man

BigEdMustafa - December 6, 2011, 5:39 pm
I think the hash browns as straw is a really nice touch!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 2, 2011, 6:16 pm
That doesn't really look... kosher.
mariand - December 2, 2011, 12:22 am
lol...cool
TWOEDGE - December 1, 2011, 4:04 pm
A-MEN!


CITIZENSHIP TEST -


TAGS: patriotic citizenship usa
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

run19 - October 24, 2012, 6:19 am
just as Alexander said I am blown away that some one able to get paid $9164 in a few weeks on the computer. have you read this web site http://Run19.com
Yorick - September 21, 2012, 9:45 am
So, Goat. Whose side will you take when the US Canadian war breaks out? ;)
Greybeard - September 4, 2012, 6:06 am
Im sure your uncle would do the same if he had received a Canadian flag. : )
TheGoat - September 4, 2012, 2:57 am
National Geographic sent me a flag when I renewed my subscription - too bad I'm a Canadian! (I kept it in a drawer for 6 months till my uncle from Colorado's next visit - figured he'd do a better job flying it than me!)


A-10 WARTHOG - Face it the A-10 doesn't fly it just stares down gravity until it runs away sobbing and then, because it is so badass, the air just decides to get out of its way


TAGS: a 10 warthog usaf jets military
Rating: 4.73/5

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Bolverk37782 - April 27, 2011, 3:49 pm
You forgot the most bad a*sed weapon of the lot, for pure intimidation the 30mm Gatling.
IxLOVExYOU - April 26, 2011, 1:41 pm
the chuck norris of air planes.
smalltownguy - April 26, 2011, 10:33 am
One fuel pod, one ECM pod, four Mk 82's, one Maverick AGM, and two Sidewinders... Yep still got plenty of power to tow an F-18 (chuckle)
marlygirl - April 26, 2011, 8:32 am
so true! Great Po5ter!
ThrillerMan - April 26, 2011, 3:18 am
Did you know that Charlie Sheen is an F-18, bro?
440wakeup - April 25, 2011, 10:34 pm
What's with the missiles, I thought thats where they hooked up the f-16's


A Man For All Seasons -


TAGS: veterans military immigration army usa
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 4:23 am
The VA Hospital system: PROOF that government run healthcare is a bad idea.
Greybeard - June 29, 2014, 10:49 pm
Thank you everyone. :)
Reality Lord - June 29, 2014, 12:50 pm

actually it shouldn't even be an American one. it's the humane thing to do. period.
premiumgrade - June 29, 2014, 12:43 pm
Yes, Yes & Yes. 5 Lions, Greybeard.


PREDICTION - You'd think with all those weather ballons We'd be better at predicting the weather


TAGS: weather usairforce
Rating: 4.72/5

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Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 1:02 pm
You wouldn't see a B2 on radar...Hell you can only hear it after it has passed over you.
PixieRose - June 2, 2011, 9:46 am
now now...i think the Air force is on to something...wait for it...nope..they're just wannabe weathermen..so disappointed
Brawler - June 1, 2011, 4:07 am
Kinda like the gun-illiterate.. For him every gun is a Glock.. even if it is a GAU-8:D
Jeder - June 1, 2011, 12:05 am
Second Object Row two, thats not a weather ballon, thats Swamp gas


DADDY - would you like some sausage?




VEGETARIANS - Every day thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help stop this senseless violent slaughter


TAGS: vegetarians thousand innicent plants slaughtered
Rating: 4.32/5

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Budog - March 27, 2012, 5:25 am
Well everyday I eat about 6 kale leaves, 4 green apples, 1 lemon, a piece of ginger, two cucumbers and two zucchinis. Of course it is all juiced. I also drink 2 protein smoothies also.
banana82 - March 27, 2012, 5:02 am
Well, eating plants is actually the least plant-unfriendly thing you can do. As for meat, the animals you're eating have been fed ten tot fifteen times more vegetable food than you would consume if you just ate plants yourself. Consider that.
KylieM - January 31, 2012, 8:27 pm
nice smile
MPsniper - January 31, 2012, 6:05 pm
ill be ordering the veal
Iconoclast - January 31, 2012, 3:35 pm
Sort of been done #142967


DIFFERENCES -


TAGS: america europe usa whatever
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - May 27, 2011, 1:53 am
What I am referring to "we" and at what we are better will be my secret til doomsday! This is not politifake! ;)
the1stCOMMI3 - May 26, 2011, 6:06 pm
A map that finally portray5 my homeland'5 border accurately
Feasibly - May 26, 2011, 6:00 pm
Ditto, but I'm still wondering what they're better at. 5L
rerun - May 26, 2011, 5:57 pm

well, since I'm American and I live in Texas I gotta say the map looks accurate to me.
vexint - May 26, 2011, 3:33 pm
you forgot florida i can see that to :P
Airman - May 26, 2011, 12:17 pm
better at what?
MilDoc - May 26, 2011, 11:59 am
I just wanna go get a Sparta stamp in my passport! N1, For5eti!
440wakeup - May 26, 2011, 10:13 am
Why you hating on ITALY,
steph1 - May 26, 2011, 9:35 am
i sincerely hope by "we" you are referring to europe, right?


THE US MARINES - Making enemies of our nation push daises so the army has something nice to lay in since 1775


TAGS: army marine marines usa
Rating: 3.59/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 5:38 pm
The US Army, smart enough to know how to fight well enough not to slaughtered like retards.
MashiMashi - February 1, 2012, 7:58 am
I served with this g** I mean guy
Bdelurey - February 1, 2012, 12:59 am
thanks dogg pretty sure i got the difference down pat by now
Soundchaos - January 31, 2012, 10:35 pm
You may want to read the fine print again, Wraith. I think you missed the joke. :)
Wraith11B - January 31, 2012, 10:06 pm
Too flipping bad that's a US Army Soldier, and not a US Marine.


ENTITLEMENT - An epidemic sweeping across the nation


TAGS: usa america liberal democrat obama lazy funny demotivational
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by WTFO

TED - March 19, 2010, 4:00 pm
We worked so hard to give them everthing, NOW they think it's a RIGHT!? Think it was expensive before? Wait until it FREE!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 19, 2009, 1:31 pm
So comrades, come rally And the last fight let us face The Internationale unites the human race. So comrades, come rally And the last fight let us face The Internationale unites the human race.
LogicDude - January 18, 2009, 7:49 pm
Trample a little more to the left, I've got a real kink on that side.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 18, 2009, 10:05 am
I, for one, look forward to my infinite government handout so I can trample all over the backs of American workers like me.
HtD - January 18, 2009, 4:05 am
WTFO = Sore Loser.
WTFO - January 17, 2009, 11:41 pm
That's okay. The new socialist programs Obama is promising will take care of them.
LogicDude - January 17, 2009, 11:29 pm
Too true. The "American Dream" is becoming the "American Expectation"...and everyone doesn't seem to expect to have to work for it anymore!


DON'T TAKE CHANCES -


TAGS: people just wont die in jerusalem
Rating: 4.46/5

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Faceplant31 - April 1, 2010, 12:17 am
Keep it up the good work
TheWiceMan - April 1, 2010, 12:15 am
I'll remember that to next time
Faceplant31 - March 31, 2010, 11:50 pm
5l but - 1 for no title. A title would have sealed this one fantastically wice


EPIC FAIL - Need I say more?


TAGS: epic fail george bush president u s a usa celebrity sports mma cats videogames tv
Rating: 2.84/5

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Guest091 - June 27, 2009, 5:11 am
Say no more. Epic fail indeed.
scaredlittlekid - October 3, 2008, 5:13 pm
it only lets you post every 30 sec.
scaredlittlekid - October 3, 2008, 5:13 pm
Michle jackson!!!
scaredlittlekid - October 3, 2008, 5:12 pm
hello?
lol - October 3, 2008, 5:11 pm
n00b
Bob - October 3, 2008, 4:58 pm
yep, those yanks sure are stupid. Especially the yanks who were the first to fly, the first to go to the moon, and the first to invent the nuclear bomb. Idiots.
zerojustice - September 16, 2008, 9:14 pm
The yanks must be pretty stupid then...
g - July 20, 2008, 12:16 am
Smartest yank ever
Seba - June 18, 2008, 12:42 pm
You don't need words, everyone knows how awful this person is
Kathleen. - May 21, 2008, 5:08 am
Yes. To have an opinion as smart as this one I'm sure you have reasoning.


POOR PEOPLE - "Have been voting Democrat for 50 years..And their still poor." (Charles Barkley)


TAGS: poor democrat vote acorn usa obama
Rating: 3.24/5

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TheTrashHeap - March 12, 2010, 7:33 pm
You're right... it does suck.
fred - March 12, 2010, 7:28 pm
This poster sucks! ... Wait a minute, it looks strangely familiar... Doh!
rerun - January 5, 2010, 8:31 pm

this the only poster ever generated by fred. Leaves a lot of room for him to be overly critical of other posters and people who comment on them. If by chance this is a different fred, I, well I think only 1 fred can register so I stand by original word
knowitall - October 30, 2009, 3:26 pm
lol charles barkley wouldn't know the diff between their and they're
Jmac0585 - October 29, 2009, 6:46 pm
Depends on whether he spent the day golfing with Michael Jordan, or just got back from Vegas.
Derek - October 29, 2009, 5:54 pm
...and what about Charles Barkley himself?


Attitude -


TAGS: war gun rifle marine usa
Rating: 2.91/5

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derk91 - July 13, 2011, 8:38 pm
omg! Bad Company put this in there game just like COD did! sniper hav been doin this b4 COD and BBC knew about it.
Limeman - August 20, 2008, 12:43 pm
Omg! Real-Life Battlefield Bad Company!


US NAVY - Cos you can't have too much Firepower


TAGS: guns usa navy
Rating: 3.06/5

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EmilioDumphque - November 25, 2012, 1:06 pm
Sittin' duck!


The Day The World Came To Town -




RIDER KICK - Trust me. You don't wanna catch that in the nuts!


TAGS: kamen mask masked rider senshi sentai super kaiju tokusatsu
Rating: 2.16/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2009, 1:48 pm
If he's 10 maybe Zed will be his friend?
TheTrashHeap - July 31, 2009, 1:46 pm
strange?
TheTrashHeap - July 31, 2009, 1:39 pm
Starane that after all the threats you still make posters Dullford? Posters that completely miss the point of the site (Motifake the de-motivational poster community). If you are a ten year old please let us know.
bOB cHIN - July 31, 2009, 11:12 am
If you have some personal experience that you need to share...


AMERICA - Our diversity is what makes us so awesome!


TAGS: america usa diversity win
Rating: 4.67/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 11, 2014, 2:49 pm
Whoa! I said this? Must've been one of those days I forgot to take my meds that filter my thoughts.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 29, 2013, 12:09 pm
California being the "life of the party" explain5 why NOTHING gets done here; legally, businesslike, or otherwise. Augh!
SqueegeeDinoToy - January 23, 2012, 11:12 pm
Snow!
falloutghoul - November 27, 2011, 9:17 am
I'm where they make cheese!
the1stCOMMI3 - November 22, 2011, 1:29 am
You can go ahead an' put me down in tha h** & drunk category


Time After Time -


TAGS: france surrender coffee usa creamer
Rating: 4.88/5

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Greybeard - August 3, 2014, 10:54 pm
LMAO. Thank you for the very nice comments :)
lgvernon - August 3, 2014, 3:18 pm

Absolutely EPIC!
GaryO - August 3, 2014, 10:47 am
OH…MAN….a definite uptick in yer profound arsenal, GB. This one slays me. (aaand I just spit on myself)


DEATH ANGEL - Now personified by AC-130


TAGS: ac 130 spectre death angel usaf
Rating: 4.32/5

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KageOokami - May 19, 2011, 11:59 pm
Always fun to watch them do this. More fun to watch the Spooky's pwning ground forces.
Airman - March 15, 2011, 5:10 pm
http://www.patricksaviation.com/ph**os/vaimaca/13430/
Airman - March 15, 2011, 5:06 pm
* they're, not their
Airman - March 15, 2011, 5:05 pm
those are flares.. their a defense mechanism. they aren't shooting anything at anyone. heat seeking missles go after heat..
jackripper - March 15, 2011, 4:57 pm
when was the last time you saw a 'cargo' jet do that?
Airman - March 11, 2011, 10:34 am
those are C130's. Not the gunships
Nagard - March 11, 2011, 7:12 am
The ph**o is good. Just as all the other ones showing this effect. But are these AC-130? They look more like the standard cargo C-130...


FIELD OF DREAMS -




isolationism -


TAGS: brexit uk trump wall usa
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - June 25, 2016, 12:11 am
The Bureau of Silly Walks! Yup. The ship is sinking. Party on! ^!


VENGENCE IS MINE, SAITH THE LORD - But he does have some help from time to time


TAGS: usaf
Rating: 3.78/5

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2010 DEFENSE BUDGET - Due to the economic downturn, F-22 stealth technology will now be replaced by a more cost efficient model.


TAGS: economy usaf air force f 22 jet plane car
Rating: 2.57/5

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Guitboxer - July 29, 2009, 8:07 pm
Sorry for being a douche, but those are F-15 tailfins
HAHA - May 29, 2009, 8:05 pm
Thanks too Nobamma. The worlds a safer place yeah right b****.


TEXAS - Where life is still easy and structured


TAGS: usa texas redneck
Rating: 2.45/5

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Jmac0585 - May 6, 2009, 4:42 pm
If you had been to Texas, you wouldn't have made this.


9/11 - Everyone was affected, But everyone made a promise: Never Forget.




9/11 - 35 Years ago today Salvador Allende died in a coup d'etat. He was replaced by Augusto Pinochet. (The $10 million Nixon invested paid off that day)


TAGS: cia usa foreign politics allende pinochet rnr
Rating: 2.12/5

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Asbestos - September 28, 2008, 3:09 am
11/9 - I lol'd on that day.


EMPLOYMENT -




REMEMBERANCE - On Memorial Day, something on which we can ALL agree.


TAGS: patriotism military america usa memorial day sadness loss heroism army coast guard navy usmc
Rating: 3.31/5

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Untamedfifty - November 4, 2009, 6:09 pm
Hoorah!! Semper Fi


IRONY - Look it up, and start there.


TAGS: usa america britain
Rating: 2.59/5
Teuvil - December 24, 2010, 12:56 pm
The people that colonized the US came from England. He's saying that all the stupid people left from England to the United States.
Liam I. Engram - July 23, 2009, 10:27 pm
It seems you're the stupid ones now. Can't even find the humor in a complex joke. Forgive us and remind us to keep it to simple fart jokes and simple pwned, fail, and irony posters.
Liam I. Engram - July 23, 2009, 10:25 pm
It's a joke people. You Europeans seem to like to think that we are stupid. So the kid gave you what you wanted. Calling his own people stupid and using the wrong flag for the picture.


THE DUKE - Would be pissed at all this political correctness BS.


TAGS: john wayne patriot usa
Rating: 3.53/5

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Sean - September 25, 2009, 3:30 pm
Found it! Thanks man.
Jmac0585 - September 25, 2009, 2:23 pm
Don't make me make a new "Sean" poster.
Sean - September 25, 2009, 2:05 pm
Yes I am that dumb.
Sean - September 25, 2009, 1:48 pm
Sorry Jmac but I can't find a poster based on a number.
Jmac0585 - September 25, 2009, 12:27 pm
http://www.motifake.com/sean-demotivational-poster-58489.html
Sean - September 25, 2009, 12:21 pm
Cuz he looks silly.
Sean - September 25, 2009, 12:21 pm
Or is that the John Wayne dressed as a bunny one?
Sean - September 25, 2009, 12:20 pm
Can a brother get a tag or two to help find that baby?
Jmac0585 - September 25, 2009, 12:11 pm
I'd like to reference poster #58489 in response to Sean's comment.
Sean - September 25, 2009, 12:03 pm
AMERICANS Just hate a pop quiz for which they are ill prepared.
Jmac0585 - September 25, 2009, 10:49 am
A distant relative of mine, and I agree.


WAR TRUTH #1 - "No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. You win it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country." --Gen Patton


TAGS: military america usa soldiers airmen marines sailors brave courage honor
Rating: 3.43/5

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Jenna3220 - June 4, 2012, 10:12 pm
One of the many, many reasons my father, a US Army General, and I absolutely LOVE General Patton. He was the BEST!
Regression&Division - December 13, 2009, 10:40 am
Someone please get a hold of some Patton DNA and clone that ****. Clone the hell out of that ****. Make a godd*** army. Jango Fett style. Please?
WTFO - June 17, 2009, 7:59 pm
Hector, that happens the moment politicians get involved with war.
Hector - June 16, 2009, 11:26 am
War truth #1. "The first casualty of war is the truth."
Mauser98k - March 22, 2009, 6:06 pm
Patton. Was. GOD.


GREAT MEN -


TAGS: great men thankful for our usa military
Rating: 3.57/5

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peteyb - December 16, 2009, 9:30 pm
Late I know, but I just came across this...must say that as a Canuck I love having the US milary to back us up! Love you guys, and thanks!Focus on the Timmies!
Macgofeckyerself - September 6, 2009, 9:28 am
Why is everybody whining about the Yanks? Judging by the weapon (Steyr with usl) and the Camo I am taking a wild guess this is a Soldier from the Irish Defense Forces (most likely Ranger Wing) It most defo is not a Yankee Soldier.
MO - August 28, 2009, 8:31 am
Hubba, the anti American stick up your a** can be removed by leebling. He to has a problem with us. I'm Just saying.....someone needs to take it out....I'd only shove it in further, so I can't help you.
HubbaBubba - August 28, 2009, 5:37 am
Indeed, always out there protecting the U.S. from invading forces such as......oh, wait, nobody's actually in your country waging war?? You're in someone else's country?? But.....Which families are they protecting then?
Haarakkon - May 14, 2009, 12:01 pm
Absolutely, Brian. They'll come from all religions and backgrounds, and you'll never know who they are until the **** really does hit the fan.
Brian The Great - May 14, 2009, 11:06 am
You'll never really hear the names of the real heroes much in this culture. A f***ing sports star is not a hero. A f***ing actor is not a hero. Heroes are guys who put it all on the line for others. Guys that think service is a joke will never get it
Mark - April 3, 2009, 1:23 pm
I know I'm pissing into the wind when I do this but sometimes I just can't help myself. The troll bait is always so crunchy.
WTFO - April 1, 2009, 11:40 pm
I'm positive that this piece of trash couldn't muster the testicular fortitude to actually say those words to me. He'd be too busy pissing his pants in the presence of a real man.
WTFO - April 1, 2009, 11:39 pm
all the non-verbal communication that is part of a discussion. Another distinct advantage is that if some ****-smoker like weker says he hopes you get sh**, you are right there to slap the taste out of his mouth. Of course, in a face-to-face discussion
WTFO - April 1, 2009, 11:37 pm
Mark, it's no use arguing with a moron. This little b***-pirate is the perfect example of the biggest problem with this form of communication. I much prefer to have face-to-face discussions with people. With comment chains you lose tone, inflection, and
Mark - April 1, 2009, 1:21 pm
weker - You're an idiot, a troll, and a Timmy all rolled into one. STFU and GTFO.
weker - April 1, 2009, 1:21 pm
P.S you are a retard
weker - April 1, 2009, 1:20 pm
im sorry "threw a party over in France in world war one" again if your trying to reference something look it up don't ask your rent boy because do you really think he would be a rent boy if he was smart
Mark - March 31, 2009, 6:50 pm
And I almost forgot....Retard? Eat **** and die you English fagot.
Mark - March 31, 2009, 6:49 pm
Duh...yeah that's right. WWI you threw a party over in France and we had to bail your collective a**es out of there. Churchill deliberately let the Lusitania get sunk and Hitler would have sissy slapped you if we didn't rescue your a** with Lend-Lease.
weker - March 31, 2009, 4:39 pm
im sorry our wars do some history retard
Mark - March 31, 2009, 3:46 pm
Kylo14 - If we didn't "toss" the Brits out of here in 1781 then why aren't we still colonies? If you don't want us getting the glory, then please stop inviting us to your World Wars. You'd be drinking your beer the proper way, cold, if it wasn't for us.
Kylo14 - March 31, 2009, 3:16 pm
Looking at previous posts, i must say that america didint 'toss us off' in 1781, as history usually suggests that the british fight the war, then the americans come in and take the glory. Like Iraq, if it aint fixed, just bomb it
Kylo14 - March 31, 2009, 3:12 pm
Bonjour ja'mpelle Kyle, america are pretty good but they get pwned by us french, we have moustaches and some pretty tasty weaponry
Mark - March 31, 2009, 2:06 pm
Hoping a member of our Armed Forces gets sh** goes beyond expressing your opinion. You are beneath contempt and are undeserving of the protection afforded you by WTFO and those like him. I concur with the comment of Anon E. Muss, please eat **** and die.
weker - March 31, 2009, 11:35 am
im just expressing my opinion and fact about the subject not my fault you take it out of proportion
WTFO - March 31, 2009, 3:06 am
Thank you for proving what a complete piece of **** you are weker. I wonder if that is enough grounds to have you removed from Motifake, you ***kless little f***.
Arrogant Knight - March 30, 2009, 11:13 am
Piss off, weker.
weker - March 30, 2009, 11:06 am
lol
weker - March 30, 2009, 11:06 am
i hope you get sh**
WTFO - March 29, 2009, 7:12 pm
decent and hard-working people all around the globe, we also have to protect low-life pieces of **** like this a** munch. Oh well, you gotta take the bad with the good. Enjoy your rights a** hole, I'll be here protecting it tomorrow.
WTFO - March 29, 2009, 7:10 pm
As a non-inbred, retarded military man, weker can go f*** himself. His freedom of speech was provided by the actions of brave men and women all over the world who took up arms to defend what is right. It's a shame that in the process of defending honest,
Anon E. Muss - March 29, 2009, 6:28 pm
right, cuz what you do is probably soo much better eat **** and die
weker - March 26, 2009, 1:21 pm
its nothing against Americans (even though you are mostly composed of retards) the military of the world are all inbred retards
LogicDude - March 26, 2009, 10:16 am
Evil D...I think he means "Merc" as in "Mercenary"
Evil Dog - March 26, 2009, 10:00 am
A "Merc"? 25 or 30 horsepower? Hector, is English your first language?
Hector - March 26, 2009, 9:21 am
Sounds like "me" gets excited about something shoved up an a**. Probably his own. Probably by a Merc.
me - March 26, 2009, 1:06 am
weker should get an m3 shoved up his a**
Burrito Boy - March 24, 2009, 9:11 pm
d*** straight!!!
Mark - March 24, 2009, 3:58 pm
"Wankers?" Really? We "tossed" your sorry British "wankers" out of here in 1781. The word "wanker" has been banned in this country ever since then. And don't give me any crap about the WORLD Wide Web. It's American. Al Gore invented it. He said so.
LogicDude - March 24, 2009, 3:47 pm
Obviously you got your "weaker" a** kicked by a soldier...probably because you are what you are trying to imply they are.
weker - March 24, 2009, 3:06 pm
soldiers what wankers
HEF - March 24, 2009, 2:41 pm
Great poster ronsart, and thanks to all our great men and women who do their duty for me and my family. I tuck my kids in everynight knowing they are the most important dreams of my life. Thank you.


X-47B ROBOT FIGHTER JET - And You Thought Skynet Was Fiction.


TAGS: terminator aircraft usa war robots
Rating: 4.73/5

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steve1961 - August 4, 2012, 2:31 am
LOL np If you've actually watched the movie "Stealth", you've already suffered enough so no lashes this time. But I'll be watching...
pickleviper - July 26, 2012, 7:48 pm
Ah yes, Steve, I spelled 'lightning' wrong. Sorry about that. I shall take my forty lashes while whimpering in the snake pit.
steve1961 - July 26, 2012, 2:45 pm
Because we'll all be lighter? ;)
pickleviper - July 26, 2012, 10:39 am
I believe they are still in the testing phase with it. But you seen the film Stealth? (If not think Short Circuit meets Top Gun.) You want something up there with no pilot and a payload of lethal weapons? One lightening strike and we're in trouble.
SethMythrax - July 25, 2012, 7:57 am
Why not use these if they can? They are a lot more lethal looking than a drone aircraft...


PATRIOTISM VS NATIONALISM -




GEOGRAPHY LESSON - Geography lesson in an American public school


TAGS: geography usa world school
Rating: 3/5

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DiddleMiesterGeneral - May 5, 2016, 12:59 am
There's a reason america doesn't teach about the war of 1812. It's because we won.
Hypercat-Z - August 12, 2009, 7:03 am
Pretty belivable
rollseyes - August 11, 2009, 10:27 am
Because America is all that really matters. All of you haters know it to be true.
surprisebuttsecks - August 11, 2009, 9:29 am
Repeating yourself REPEATING YOURSELF Repeating yourself one more time.


NELLIS AFB LAS VEGAS -


TAGS: flight optimism usaf
Rating: 4.79/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 31, 2015, 2:28 am
Ye5, and the opportunist has a business that sells both.
mariand - May 23, 2012, 1:33 pm
interesting theory...


THE BIRTH OF A NATION -


TAGS: learning education dumb blondes usa
Rating: 4.63/5

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vbattaile - December 15, 2012, 5:38 pm
Gentlemen Prefer Blondes,


EXPLOSIVE ORDNANCE -


TAGS: explosive ordnance bombs usa america
Rating: 3.47/5

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AirStryke - February 3, 2010, 2:10 am
Oorah
garth - June 9, 2009, 10:37 am
its a candy 'splosion!!
Doc - May 19, 2009, 9:32 am
Repeat.
Mark - February 16, 2009, 9:55 am
On target - Fire for effect!
WTFO - February 16, 2009, 12:50 am
Hell yeah, Ron!


HELEN OF TROY -


TAGS: the cow that launched a thousand ships
Rating: 3.3/5

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CANADA - November 8, 2009, 4:40 pm
the frenchies are very far north!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2009, 2:48 pm
they're probably Frenchmen from up north....Their opinion doesn't matter.
BoneCD - November 8, 2009, 2:43 pm
Apparently Moo+, your fellow Manitobans fail to have your splendid sense of humor
BoneCD - November 8, 2009, 1:32 pm
*en=eh
BoneCD - November 8, 2009, 1:31 pm
I was just providing a forum for those nice blue ballet slippers...plus cows are easy to find on the interwebs, en!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2009, 12:16 pm
Et Tu? Bone Et Tu?.....How come everyone's picking on me?, I've never said a negative word to any of you guys.....Waaaaaa Waaaaaa.5


PRESIDENT BUSH - An American hero that has protected this nation amid all the whining and bullsh*t of liberals


TAGS: bush usa america hero republican obama mccain war great
Rating: 2.85/5

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WTFO - September 3, 2009, 12:20 am
LOL...what a pathetic little loser you are. I provide positions and support/facts to back up my a**ertions. You just engage in drive-by Timmy attacks. Are your positions so weak that they can't stand up in a discussion based in logic? Must be.
LOLOLOL - September 2, 2009, 7:46 pm
Don't feed the trolls... especially wh*** who Trolls For Oral
MO - July 31, 2009, 1:23 am
Whatchu doin on here soooo late WTFO? Not normal. This is the time for levity buddy! We don't need no stinkin poli.... ummm badges? at this time...come on over to PATS!!! Let your hair down and play a little!!!!
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:23 am
that fact. Also, I have no need to shout (even if it was possible through typing, dumbass) since I have facts to back up my positions versus trying to insult someone with half-witted explainations of others' acronyms.
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:21 am
Also, we did land in Afghanistan in case you missed it. Pres Bush was very good for national security and that is evidenced by the fact that we weren't attacked for over 7 years due to his policies but you are probably to filled with BS and hate to admit
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:20 am
LOL+, the surge allowed us to turn the situation around and gain the upper hand. Hopefully, BHO doesn't let that slip away because he's too interested in "social justice" to give a d*** about the brave folks who gave their lives to bring freedom to Iraq..
LOLOLOL - July 30, 2009, 8:59 pm
D. storm was ok but this ****faced "surge" ruined everything. We should have Landed in Afganistan not Iraq and btw wh*** who Trolls For Oral, u need to open ur eyes and see that he just wasnt very good @ all and dont shout on us on the UH... INTERNETS! XD
WTFO - June 21, 2009, 1:23 am
farting, far-left loons that lied, cheated, and scammed the Dems into the Congress and White House. So why don't you run along and play hide-and-go-f***-yourself, my dumbass liberal b****.
WTFO - June 21, 2009, 1:21 am
contributions? While mistakes have occurred on both sides of the aisle, idiots like you and the Dems in charge admit no responsibility for the economic crisis they helped create. You obviously just spew the BS you've been fed from Kool-Aid guzzling, tofu-
WTFO - June 21, 2009, 1:19 am
a name, are you talking about the bank deregulation laws that were signed by Pres Clinton? What about the Dems pushing banks to issue subprime loans to those who can't repay, or the Dems who prop up the auto unions so they can protect their campaign
Mark - June 20, 2009, 1:43 pm
Dear Timmy, I got your sammich right here...now bite me.
a name - June 20, 2009, 4:18 am
now make me a sandwich, b****!
a name - June 20, 2009, 4:18 am
hey moron, by your logic we should be at war with several other countries, not just the ones with oil in them. also the economic crisis was caused by deregulation of the banks, it's obvious you just puke forth the BS you've been fed by the neoconazis.
WTFO - May 13, 2009, 12:02 am
banks to issue subprime and ARM loans to people who couldn't afford to repay them. It's obvious that you don't look for facts, you just puke forth the BS you've been fed by liberals.
WTFO - May 13, 2009, 12:01 am
Cpt Dumbass, we attacked Afghan and Iraq for different reasons, neither was wrong. Removing a brutal dictator who killed his own people (mass graves remember?) isn't a waste of $. Clinton deregulated the banks in the 90s and Dems pushed Fannie and other
Captain Obvious - May 12, 2009, 9:41 am
Let's see... attacked the entirely wrong country, has wasted hundreds of billions of dollars blowing **** up in Iraq and never found Osama, accelerated the deregulation of the financial industry which directly lead to crashing the economy. Nice work!
WTFO - May 12, 2009, 12:21 am
And so are you if you believe that.
EliteDoom - May 11, 2009, 9:49 pm
Bush was and is a f***ing idiot.
Mark - March 31, 2009, 6:36 pm
Ah ha ha ha...Hector made a joke! You're so witty...now STFU.
Hector - March 31, 2009, 4:45 pm
Best President since Bill Clinton and before BHO.
WTFO - February 21, 2009, 5:41 pm
The Atilla thing was a joke WoS. But as for bringing down the largest empire in history, he may have to share the limelight. It looks as though Obama's policies are about to bring down the largest/strongest govt in history.
walkerofskies - February 21, 2009, 4:44 pm
it appears we have a bug
walkerofskies - February 21, 2009, 4:44 pm
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walkerofskies - February 21, 2009, 4:43 pm
He brought down the largest empire in history with mostly
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 11:51 pm
Attila the Hun was a p****!
Mark - February 15, 2009, 11:40 pm
OK...I'll give you that one but from what I've read Atilla wasn't much for voting on anything.
Elder God Douchebag - February 15, 2009, 11:36 pm
Mark, I woulda' figured Attila as liberal. Y'know, liberal in the sense that he had a liberal stance on raiding and boning.
Elder God Douchebag - February 15, 2009, 11:29 pm
We ougta' go drinkin' sometime.
Mark - February 15, 2009, 11:29 pm
EGD - You gotta be kiddin'! You didn't know WTFO was a Conservative? He just to the right of Atilla the Hun.
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 11:25 pm
My fault. Must have a taste for cheese that goes crunch. Yep, pretty conservative on most topics so no need to apologize.
Elder God Douchebag - February 15, 2009, 10:51 pm
Dorito-stained. Mind slipping, you conservative bastard? (Assuming you're conservative, if not I'm a dumbass and apologize.)
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 10:38 pm
EGD, fair enough on the free speech. Live and let live, Cheeto stained fingers (couldn't resist for old times). Hillary is an Ice Queen which is why her husband is a chubby-chaser.
Elder God Douchebag - February 15, 2009, 9:03 pm
Right. Forgot Hillary was a woman for a minute. Thank you, Sean.
Sean - February 15, 2009, 8:49 pm
Married ... your question about Clinton. Married ... that's the only kinda guy who would tell such a lie.
Elder God Douchebag - February 15, 2009, 7:54 pm
But, just to go ahead and say what should have been said a while back. Sir, while I may not agree with everything you say, I will defend to the death your right to say it.
Elder God Douchebag - February 15, 2009, 7:53 pm
Yeah, after deep-space battles and other cool stuff. Why couldn't WE have cool stuff like that!?
Toussaint - February 15, 2009, 7:39 pm
Hey, the Federation and the Klingon Empire became allies too. It's all good.
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 7:32 pm
so there is some common ground between us.
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 7:31 pm
Hopefully, our future discussion won't melt down into flame wars anymore. I don't take too kindly to requests to play with IEDs. Not that I'm saying I was an innocent in that exchange. We definitely agree that Scorpio7 is an idiot who needs to go.
Elder God Douchebag - February 15, 2009, 7:27 pm
Not really. I offered a counter-point, and you quickly pointed out something I missed. Y'know, I can't help but think if we'd met some other way, we mighta' been best buddies...Man, I love alliteration.
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 7:26 pm
Thanks, EGD. How gracious of you.
Elder God Douchebag - February 15, 2009, 7:18 pm
..Ok, with the exception of Clinton, because he was more of a..What do you call a guy who lied about getting his d*ck sucked? Either way, I failed to account for him, so I will concede that one point to you.
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 7:13 pm
As another correction to my posts: 2 embassies, 1 overseas base, 1 warship, and 1 homeland attack = 5 attacks on Clinton's watch where he failed to act appropriately.
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 6:39 pm
Typo: delete "the" in the last post. Thanks
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 6:39 pm
the 3 chances Clinton had to respond and failed.
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 6:38 pm
To add, any attack on a US embassy, military base, or ship is also considered an attack on US soil. So the 2 African embassies, Khobar Towers and the USS Cole terrorist attacks also count. By the way, that was also on Pres Clinton's watch. That makes...
Toussaint - February 15, 2009, 6:33 pm
Exact facts for sure WTFO and right on the mark. The scale of the mere risk of terrorist attacks wasn't something any president faced; Bush was delving into uncharted waters and no one had before.
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 6:27 pm
the same man that planned this attack was the same one who planned 9-11, Kalid Sheik Mohammad. Clinton failed to respond appropriately and catch him, Osama, or any other significant Al Qaeda leadership. Again, you don't have the facts of which you speak.
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 6:25 pm
In 1993, the World Trade Center was attacked and almost brought down by Islamic terrorists. If they had been close to the beam they planned on, the detonation would have brough the tower down. (the parking space was occupied). A key fact in this is that..
Elder God Douchebag - February 15, 2009, 9:34 am
Now, don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to get some flaming going on. Just asking that you acknowledge that while he did stop it from happening again, we didn't have this situation with the other Presidents.
Elder God Douchebag - February 15, 2009, 9:33 am
Even though..Bush's Presidency was the first time we actually -had- a -foreign- Terrorist attack on our soil. Yes, I count the Oklahoma City bombings as a terrorist attack. McVeigh wasn't foreign, though. But I digress.
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 1:18 am
with this BS stimulus package. At least Pres Bush protected this nation from another attack for 7 years. Now there is news that Obama's admin is calling for a 10% reduction to the DoD's budget when we are in 2 wars. His policies are putting the US at risk
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 1:17 am
Are you seriously comparing Pres Bush to Stalin, "truth"? A dictatorship as opposed to a democracy. Then how about the 14% approval rating of the Congress. Let's see how Pres Obama's ratings go when people start seeing how they were scammed by him...
truth - February 14, 2009, 5:29 pm
Rank of Bush among U.S. presidents with the highest disapproval rating: 1 Average percentage of Americans who approved of the job Bush was doing during his second term: 37
truth - February 14, 2009, 5:29 pm
Percentage of Russians today who approve of the direction their country took under Stalin: 37
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 6:45 pm
No but I try to think optimistly not paranoidly.You like how Bush handle problem while I don't. Anyway, this side of the globe is already in year 2009. Lets begin with a fresh start and make more funny poster, deal?
LogicDude - December 31, 2008, 9:13 am
*America was focused on itself and was isolationist in it's foreign policies...which is what you say we should be NOW? If you wait for someone to get a nuke and use it - would that be better for you?
LogicDude - December 31, 2008, 9:12 am
Sometimes someone has to step up and stop the stupidity before it gets out of hand - sometimes that means intervening in other countries. If that had been done early enough in the 1930's millions of lives would have been saved. Of course, back then, Ameri
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 7:56 am
*destroyed to prove your point. That's all.
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 7:55 am
*destroyed to prove your point. That's all.
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 7:53 am
From my point of view, USA is a great country, I can't deny that but people don't like it when you guy's act like the world police where what you guy's say is what the world must follow or they will be labeled as terrorist, rouge nation and must be destro
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 7:50 am
there are other useful uses of that technology like electrical engineering. You guy also posses WMD's in one way or another
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 7:46 am
Ok, I'm following you Matters_Not but can you tell me what is the WMD's you are talking about, the nuke? if you are talking about that, there are more country out there with that you know and just because a country is doing something related to nuke when
Matters_Not - December 31, 2008, 3:22 am
"WMD" sorry, bad typo....
Matters_Not - December 31, 2008, 3:20 am
countries in the middle east that are 'suspected" to posess MWD's is the entire worlds problem. America is willing to lead the charge to make sure they dont possess them. you following me spitfire111?
Sean - December 31, 2008, 12:31 am
The Ramones were/are American ... enough said.
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 12:20 am
I have no problem with America and it's people. They are human too like you and me but when they are more bothered with other countries issues while there are other more important problem in their own country to handle with, that just pissed me off...
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 12:13 am
*After all, he is the president of USA,not the president of the middle east country or the world demoracy ideology..
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 12:11 am
*crisis that is happening right now because of Bill Clinton mistake but no, he want to save the other country with the so call "Weapon of Mass Destruction" and dictator when he should be focusing in his own country problem first, don't you think?
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 12:09 am
fine WTFO, you are right about bill mistake but why Mr. bush who is the president of USA is so eager to "help" to "save" another nation from it's "problem" while he can focus on solving his own country problem. He could had prevent the world economic cris
Sean - December 30, 2008, 11:44 pm
Enjoy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BEsZMvrq-I
Sean - December 30, 2008, 11:40 pm
--... oh, yeah, a quagmire. Great clip that.
Sean - December 30, 2008, 11:40 pm
Gotta love that video on Youtube showing Cheney in 1994 defending Bush senior for not invading Iraq at the conclusion of the Gulph War ... ***k speculated (rather boldly, I'd say) that such an bugaboo would result in a ... oh, wot's the word that he used?
Elder God Douchebag - December 30, 2008, 11:31 pm
So why didn't he just say he wanted to go in to remove Saddam, instead of the "They have WMDs" excuse? And I believe they didn't find any. Holy ****, right?
WTFO - December 30, 2008, 10:45 pm
More wrong facts from Spitfire. Clinton signed deregulation laws that allowed the banks to tank. ACORN and liberals in Congress pressured banks to issue sub-prime mortgages, and Bush destroyed a brutal dictator who slaughtered his own people.
Bulgy Mcpackage - December 30, 2008, 11:49 am
i laugh at those who let their political views dictate their emotions. (this bodes ill for many of you below me)
spitfire111 - December 29, 2008, 9:22 pm
You should change the poster to saving HIS a**. This guy is responsible for destroying a nation for greed and even cause one of the worst economic crisis since 1930, directly or indirectly. I wonder why you still like him after what he had done, try to b
Tony G - November 13, 2008, 1:42 am
aww another lil b**** contest, this stuff never gets old keep it up this **** is too funny
Porcelina - October 24, 2008, 8:12 pm
o.o'...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 24, 2008, 7:24 pm
-- Old School Hip Hop and The Cancellation Of Family Ties From Network Television. But you can call me MWLFFTBOHUIMPOBTRAFVATOBVISFEADs*dOVAOSHHATCOFTFNT, for short.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 24, 2008, 7:20 pm
My full name is Motifake Wit Liberation Front For The Betterment Of Humor Used In Motivational Posters Of Both The Real And Fake Varieties As Traded Online By Various Individuals Striving For Entertainment And Diversion Since The Decline Of Vaudeville and
Porcelina - October 24, 2008, 6:53 pm
I think you should both just shut the f*** up, be the bigger person and not feel like you need to get the last word in.
Overlord Douchebag - October 24, 2008, 1:32 pm
And he's still trying, folks. I've been done with this for a few days now. Give it up, WTFO. You're just saying the same **** over and over. It's sad.
WTFO - October 24, 2008, 12:53 pm
Porcelina, I type OD cause it takes less space. Losers in real life tend to give themselves large overcompensating names online.
Haarakkon - October 24, 2008, 11:47 am
I'm with Zed. I also volunteer to be fed the radical Islamic extremists rather than prostituted by corporate American hypocrisy.
Overlord Douchebag - October 23, 2008, 9:25 pm
You guessed it. OD is just easier to type than Overlord Douchebag, apparently. Hope that cleared things up.
porcelina - October 23, 2008, 7:14 pm
is OD and overlord douchebag the same person...?
Overlord Douchebag - October 23, 2008, 6:24 pm
Oh, well.
OD - October 23, 2008, 5:36 pm
Watching your irrational angry posts amuses me. Don't think for a moment you rattle me. Your persona in motifake is just like your real life -- insignificant.
Porcelina - October 22, 2008, 8:47 pm
I like bratwurst.
Overlord Douchebag - October 22, 2008, 8:44 pm
Well, you took the time to reply to a comment of mine, so I must be getting to you.
WTFO - October 22, 2008, 6:12 pm
I've got thick skin, so a little b**** like you can't drive me out. For the "Dorito-stained" part check back at the Wait...wait...wait motifake.
Overlord Douchebag - October 21, 2008, 12:16 pm
Is 'Dorito-stained fingers' the best you can do? I can stand opposing views. You're just a f***ing retard, WTFO. Also, I have the power of constant b****ing on my side. That's how I've run people out of here before.
shog - October 21, 2008, 2:53 am
oh, we can stand your views. We just find it extremely ridiculous.
WTFO - October 21, 2008, 2:39 am
This one was for you and your Dorito-stained fingers OD. You can't kick me outta here. If you can't stand opposing views then yours must be incredibly weak.
porcelina - October 20, 2008, 10:13 pm
I've voted it down, but I don't care enough to do it just to 'shun' him...
Overlord Douchebag - October 20, 2008, 9:10 pm
I would encourage everyone to vote this down and let it rot away, so that WTFO might get the idea that he is not welcome here.
Zed - October 20, 2008, 7:06 pm
I hereby volunteer NOT to be saved.
Ronald Reagan's Corpse - October 20, 2008, 7:04 pm
Braaiiinnssss!! Braiiinsss! George has no Braiinss!!
Porcelina - October 20, 2008, 6:11 pm
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!@!!!!1!!JR3Y7848732164 AHAHAHAHHAHAHA. THAT'S A JOKE, RIGHT?!


WHATS THAT VEGETA? - Under Nine Thousand?!




A More Perfect Union -




The First Words -


TAGS: freedom speech america usa chaos
Rating: 4.82/5

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Greybeard - April 24, 2015, 7:15 am
Thank you sir. :)
concern3 - April 24, 2015, 6:05 am
AMEN Brother a 5er


AMERICAN BADASS -


TAGS: samuel whittemore american revolutionary war veterans america usa
Rating: 4.82/5

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Thedge - November 13, 2014, 12:31 pm
That was America. Would you like a h** Apple Pie with that order, sir?


American Land -


TAGS: pride america usa patriotism honor
Rating: 4.29/5

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Thedge - October 20, 2014, 8:02 pm
Vanner. Watched it. There's a tear in my beer. Thank you. That was the America I grew up in. Seriously, thank you.
Vanner - October 13, 2014, 11:23 am
Lol, plenty places in the world have as much if not more freedom. Might have been a show but Bill Pulman said it best: http://youtu.be/eVwUphZ37Ww
GaryO - October 13, 2014, 10:02 am
amen, brother


ETHNOCENTRISM -


TAGS: map world usa ego
Rating: 3.29/5

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Zetmonk - February 18, 2012, 5:11 am
Dunno... I think it's the accent. It might have something to do with the fact that they usually beat us at Rugby, but strangely the Kiwis aren't that bad... Strange phenominon.
Verdeckt - February 17, 2012, 5:44 am
Me too..
caveman - February 17, 2012, 12:04 am
Don't worry, i'm here now.
forseti - February 16, 2012, 6:32 am
So what the hell have the Aussies done to you? Dragon fighters unite!!
Zetmonk - February 16, 2012, 5:33 am
I speak for all South African when I say we simply dislike the Americans, we hate the Aussies. ;-)
forseti - February 16, 2012, 1:16 am
Dear diary, it's Sarah Palin again. I painted you a picture...
Rick69 - February 15, 2012, 2:38 pm
Ha ha ha, I swear a child drew this. Since when did "Yurop" become an island! Anyways, 5L for Scothland XD
RonE - February 15, 2012, 1:46 pm
The rest of the world doesn't hate us. That is what the media reports. People really should actually talk to other citizens. Some do hate us. Most don't give a flip about us and never have.


LOVE-HATE RELATIONSHIP - That's what the best friendships are made of.




- An insult used by those who wish for a failure instead of a success in order to say they were right


TAGS: obama president usa fail win awesome
Rating: 2.86/5

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Bartimaeus - December 16, 2009, 1:23 am
I thought politifake.org was supposed to eliminate the need for this sort of debate...mbq
Ponjiu Kublic - December 16, 2009, 1:20 am
Well, uh, gee. If socialism were so great, it would not be an insult would it? But you implicitly admit that it is. On the other hand, COMMUNIST fits better. When a statement of fact IS an insult.
Zed - July 6, 2009, 3:18 am
The USSR wasn't any more Socialist than the People's Democratic Republic if China is Democratic or a republic, either one.
Zed - July 6, 2009, 3:16 am
Right-wingers can't seem to get their heads out of the Cold War long enough to remember that it was the *Communists* who were running their economies into the ground trying to deny their people freedom and liberty.
Zed - July 6, 2009, 3:14 am
Too bad for the Republicans that Canada and most of Europe have proved that Socialism, in the context of a democracy, CAN work.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 6, 2009, 1:36 am
I'm afraid not. It's an accurate description of the man's policies and actions spoken out of genuine concern for the country and the direction it's headed in. It has nothing to do with who's "right". You as most leftists miss the entire point.
agdaniele - July 5, 2009, 11:05 pm
Name.... you stealing quotes from Plato again?
a name of no use - July 5, 2009, 11:01 pm
Can't people just use the internet to jerk off like God intended?
MO - July 5, 2009, 8:47 pm
And now my avatar is gone....time to introduce.....ELMO!!!!
MO - July 5, 2009, 8:46 pm
I can always count on you aggy. To reign me in when I start getting all nimbly bimbly. Thanks...
agdaniele - July 5, 2009, 8:40 pm
MO, it's a lofty wish indeed... utopian, even. But then you'll get others wanting animal cruelty removed, religious removed, canadian references removed, girls that won't have *** with you removed, etc... you get it.
MO - July 5, 2009, 8:21 pm
Mr Motifake, I am writing you to BEG and PLEAD you to create a thrid site. A site dedicated for ploitical use only. Can you take a vote of some kind? A voting b***on for yea or nay? Something? These politifakes are out of control. Thanks, MO.
Anonymous2 - July 5, 2009, 8:15 pm
Idiot - a word describing someone who thinks the man named "Most Liberal U.S. Senator" will "govern from the middle" as President.


Countdown To Zero -


TAGS: winners loser presidents usa history
Rating: 4.5/5

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Greybeard - August 18, 2014, 2:11 am
I liked the 3rd best :)
EmilioDumphque - August 18, 2014, 1:36 am
I thought Reagan's was "Shut up!" or "Seen one redwood, seen 'em all" or "We start bombing in ten minutes".


RECRUITING TECHNOLOGY -




SERVICEMEN - All gave some, some gave all


TAGS: usa america military heros
Rating: 3.56/5

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WTFO - November 17, 2011, 11:28 pm
Proud to serve with you Sterrane.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 11, 2011, 8:52 pm
Canada?
Sterrane - November 11, 2011, 7:04 pm
I know this is an older poster.. and as a Vet, thank you for the honor of serving THE greatest country.. period!
aesop's folly - October 27, 2009, 7:55 pm
5/5, nuff said
Mark - February 17, 2009, 12:36 pm
LogicDude - Calm down, he's gone. WTFO - Thanks, nice poster. Scorpio7 (where ever you are) Eat **** and die! You could never get past the psychological screening. MotiFake Admins - Thank you so much for getting rid of Scorpio7.
LogicDude - February 17, 2009, 10:41 am
"There is no way, NO WAY, that you come from my loins..." In short, he may have played a computer war game at one time but he was NEVER a part of any REAL military. Even during the draft we had standards he couldn't have met.
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 1:36 am
Why do I question the honesty of you post S7-Timmy? Since a vast majority of the comments I've read from you show a complete lack of intelligence, integrity, honor, or patriotism. Don't try to stand with great folks of courage, you haven't earned it.
Scorpio7 - February 14, 2009, 11:36 am
EXCELLENT! As a Vet, I thank you!


BANKRUPTCY -




THE PLANET EARTH - No way near as complicated as you would have first thought... So what is your little part of paradise famous for..?? Just call me 'Frodo'...


TAGS: earth lord planet rings usa
Rating: 3.73/5

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Talis Briedis - January 1, 2011, 9:58 pm
http://www.facebook.com/ph**o.php?fbid=10150113975456648&set=a.448426491647.245745.654951647
Hawamleh - January 1, 2011, 1:19 pm
War and a bit of Oil :D
Talis Briedis - January 1, 2011, 12:25 pm
We have artsy-fartsy-mailorder sammich makers...
forseti - June 28, 2010, 8:17 am
5 artsy-fartsy lions ;)


BUDGET CUTS - Ok, now its getting ridiculous




Reusable Shopping Bags -


TAGS: reusable bags green hypocrisy
Rating: 4.5/5

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MissPriss - August 25, 2013, 1:41 pm
I at least have good intentions. I bring all my bags, but forget them in the back of my '98 Chevy Blazer.
Cannabal - August 25, 2013, 1:41 am
But surely the lack of polyethylene bags easily offsets the gasoline consumption of my Hummer!


FREEDOM - Brought to you by the United States military and the C.I.A.


TAGS: military america usa arlington soldiers airmen marines sailors brave courage honor
Rating: 3.29/5

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WTFO - August 6, 2009, 11:56 pm
Thank you, FS.
faulty switch - August 6, 2009, 3:49 am
Great poster WTFO.
WTFO - May 10, 2009, 12:02 am
Be a man! Pluck that last little bastard.
moooooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2009, 11:42 pm
Anyone else notice how no matter how much you trim your nosehair. There's always one little bugger that drives you crazy....maybe it's just me.
WTFO - May 9, 2009, 11:39 pm
Hey Stupid...Funny, glad to see you figured out how to use the Copy and Paste functions of your computer. May I suggest you find another of my posters titled "Self-Appointed "funny" police. If you don't like my posters....SUCK IT!
Mark - May 6, 2009, 2:23 pm
Yes it is.
Stupidity is not Funny - May 6, 2009, 2:21 pm
Motifake is not your political soap box
WTFO - April 24, 2009, 1:23 am
Haar, I appreciate your kind words. You get it. While we disagree on many points, you provide support for your positions and we can discuss topics in a respectful manner. That is all I ask of anyone but when attacked I tend to respond. I hope he's done.
WTFO - April 24, 2009, 1:21 am
Sean, I haven't yet checked out this "bulgy challenge". It sounds a little suspicious to me. I'm not sure I want to see your "bulgy". Why are you pushing this thing like a used car salesman?
WTFO - April 24, 2009, 1:20 am
Canuck, I don't quit when you call me a "racist" as your way of giving up arguing with me. Like I said elsewhere, I provide support and facts to back up my positions. You just use ignorant, unfounded attacks. So, bite me, eh.
Haarakkon - April 23, 2009, 11:05 am
WTFO, those were well-reasoned counter-points. As noted, you've never slipped in to that mode with our discussions. And that's much appreciated.
Sean - April 23, 2009, 12:45 am
That`s exacty why you should kick his Fox "News" watching a**, by taking the Bulgy challenge.
Canuck - April 23, 2009, 12:34 am
Boy even when you give up arguing with this guy he just keeps going eh.
Sean - April 23, 2009, 12:30 am
Hey, you know who might be a Liberal? Bulgy. That's who. I mean, I once saw him drink Kool Aid. So go take the Bulgy challenge (3 lines max).
WTFO - April 23, 2009, 12:09 am
There are major problems with both parties. I disagree with certain decisions from both sides. However, the far left that controls the govt right now possess a philosophy that is far different than my own so they get the brunt of my criticizms.
WTFO - April 23, 2009, 12:07 am
pinko commies, facists, tofu-farting-tree-huggin hippies, Kool-aid guzzlers, etc (ha). Seriously, I try to reserve the liberal term for those who espouse the far-left agenda of socialism and either defend the left blindly or attack the right blindly...
WTFO - April 23, 2009, 12:04 am
Mr. Haar, I agree that a number of my comment chains have dropped to attacks. I certainly would prefer logical debates (and I get those as well). I try hard not to attack until attacked. Also, not everyone who disagrees with me is a "liberal". They can be
WTFO - April 23, 2009, 12:02 am
to form, you'll call me another name or distract from the facts. As a final note, I post what I like. Your whining about this being a humor site will not sway any of my actions. You don't like my posters, tough. Go find long-cat and get your giggles.
WTFO - April 22, 2009, 11:59 pm
Agreement between our countries provide for intelligence sharing. Therefore, intel gathered by our CIA helps defend your freedoms as well as Canadian intel helps defend the US. See this is how a facts-based discussion looks like. However, if you stay true
WTFO - April 22, 2009, 11:58 pm
As for your a**ertion that the military and the CIA haven't protected Canada, you are again wrong. Through NORAD, US military partner with Canadian forces to protect the N. American continent (mostly with US systems and bases). As for the CIA, Memos of
WTFO - April 22, 2009, 11:56 pm
disagree with the socialist policies of the President and Congress doesn't make you racist. It's a pathetic defense mechinism being used by liberals and Dems right now. Much like the Reps unfairly used the term "unpatriotic" to quiet dissent after 9-11.
WTFO - April 22, 2009, 11:54 pm
Canuck, I asked specifically what in any of my posters has been racist. You provided no proof. You just switched tactics to call the passive-aggressive racist. Again, you can't see into my mind or heart so screw you and your a**ertions. Just because you
LogicDude - April 21, 2009, 8:49 am
I LOVE me some Paraguay!!!!
Haarakkon - April 21, 2009, 12:59 am
And truly, what does a Canadian national owe the CIA? If you can give me an answer, I'll concede that Canuck has no valid points. As has also been stated before, Canada and Mexico have one common problem between them.
Haarakkon - April 21, 2009, 12:56 am
Awright, I didn't want to get into it, but far too often I have seen WFTO's arguments denigrate to baseless personal attacks. Generally the phrase "liberal" is a**ociated with someone who doesn't share his viewpoint. Note: I have not been besmirched.
Sean - April 21, 2009, 12:26 am
*forgive the "it's"
Sean - April 21, 2009, 12:26 am
Canuck, dude, yer arguing with members of the only empire in history NOT to collect tribute from it's "colonies", satellites, and protectorate states. And they don't see that as a problem. Go figure.
Canuck - April 21, 2009, 12:07 am
section for a reason. I also noticed it does not say Positive comments only. Maybe i will leave arguing on the internet to those who have the time. I wonder if this site will ever return to what it was before it became a soapbox.
Canuck - April 21, 2009, 12:00 am
Actually a small town in northwestern Ontario. I grew up surrounded by american tourists, all asking silly igloo and dog sled questions. Maybe i wound up a little jaded. I'm not sure what "troll" means for sure but i do know this site has a comments secti
Sean - April 20, 2009, 11:31 pm
Mark, friend ... I AM Canadian. Since when has that not been enough for you? Hmmmm?
Mark - April 20, 2009, 10:56 pm
I don't leave the USA unless I have to. Every Canadian I've met has been in uniform and we were supporting them. Maybe that's why they were so pro-American. But go ahead...tell me what points are valid in Canuck's comments. The 1 about it not being funny?
Haarakkon - April 20, 2009, 10:37 pm
Ever been to Canada? They don't all love us, any more than all Americans love Paraguay. The racist comment was out of line, as WTFO has never made any indication of such leanings. Some of the rest of that post was on the mark, though.
Mark - April 20, 2009, 10:27 pm
...has been pro-American. His comment calling WTFO a racist is without any basis whatsoever. I believe that Canuck is just another Timmy Troll.
Mark - April 20, 2009, 10:25 pm
I don't think his comments are valid at all. Like I said, I think he's just trolling for a fight. The poster is not arrogant at all. It's truthful and patriotic. His comments are uncalled for and are inciting argument. Every Canadian I've met in person...
Haarakkon - April 20, 2009, 10:10 pm
I think he's got some valid points, Mark. It's been said that if the national illness of the USA is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. Would it make a difference if he was Slovakian?
Mark - April 20, 2009, 9:48 pm
After reading through all of these comments, it seems to me that Canuck is cut from the same "Timmy Cloth" as Dr. Rank and Neerow. I think he's nothing more than a trolling a** wipe. I doubt that he's Canadian. I'll bet he's in g** Commune in California.
Canuck - April 20, 2009, 5:45 pm
The caption says "brought to you" not brought to americans. The poster is fine the caption is the problem. Am i wrong in thinking this is a humor site! and therefore the posters should at least be an attempt at humor?
LogicDude - April 20, 2009, 4:41 pm
...did you maybe misinterpret the meaning and then get into it with WTFO? Or were you just spoilin' for a tussle with him? Just asking!!!
LogicDude - April 20, 2009, 4:39 pm
Ummmm, yeah. Canuck? Why are you even concerned with commenting about how free Americans are or aren't? The poster is clearly aimed at the US and doesn't imply that anyone else (like Canada) owes their freedom to us. Just wonderin' why you stepped in...
Canuck - April 20, 2009, 3:54 pm
Many of your posters have a basis in racism even if it is passive aggressive racism. I am not from Quebec.
Haarakkon - April 20, 2009, 3:33 am
On a more serious note, Parti Quebecois is more than welcome to take a long walk off a short pier, preferably at Greater Slave Lake right before a freeze.
Haarakkon - April 20, 2009, 3:27 am
Oh, it's not going to be a military invasion, per se. They're sending over thought-control beams from their CBC affiliates. See what happened in Detroit and Buffalo?
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 3:17 am
from the North border. I'm not worried. Most Canadians are great and those who subscribe to the Quebec style of thought are too pathetic and weak to be of any real danger.
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 3:15 am
Too funny. Like I've said, I've worked with great folks from Canada through NORAD type a**ignments. I just don't like this prick and his accusations and personal attacks. I used the same joke on a former boss of mine who was from Alaska. As for a threat
Haarakkon - April 20, 2009, 1:54 am
So I like the joke *looks around nervously*, but since 80% of the populace is within 100 miles of the border, I am ever cognizant of the threat of invasion as well. Google Canadian World Domination to see the plans.
Haarakkon - April 20, 2009, 1:45 am
Ouch! It's ironic for me, because several Iditarod contenders train within 60 miles of me, including a 3 or 4 time champion. And yes, I'm in the States, but not too far off the border. I've found there's a lot to like about our neighbors to the North.
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 1:30 am
Now, for Haar, I'll inject some levity. Do you know why they don't teach *** education and driver's education on the same day in Canuck's home town? ... It's too rough on the sled dogs.
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 12:32 am
racism knows that I don't give a d*** what color someone's skin is. You (and several others) have once again proven a quote by Peter Brimelow, "the modern definition of a 'racist' is someone winning an argument with a liberal". So, f*** OFF MOTHER f***ER!
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 12:30 am
resort to the dumbass liberal standby, by trying to label me a racist. I don't back down from bull**** like that. You can take your accusation and stuff it up your socialist a** you low-life Quebec faggot. Anyone who has seen my comments on the topic of
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 12:28 am
While I appreciate your attempt at levity, Haar, there needs to be something else pointed out. This canadian piece of **** called me a racist. You have obviously lost the debate due to your lack of facts or support for you ignorant positions so you had to
Haarakkon - April 19, 2009, 11:41 pm
Heh. Yeah, I'd figure as much, especially with the playoffs. Just trying to interject some levity.
Canuck - April 19, 2009, 3:20 pm
If i had that kind of career i would be too busy nailing hockey s**ts to check out these posters.
Haarakkon - April 19, 2009, 1:39 pm
Oh. I thought you were playing for Vancouver.
Canuck - April 19, 2009, 1:37 pm
Im a canadian you idiots i owe nothing to your goverment and have far more freedom than any american. If you feel singled out wtfo maybe its because of all the racist and hateful crap you post. Why not use wit instead of inflammatory nonsense?
Passer By - April 19, 2009, 9:03 am
You Canuck are the one who started out making a brainless comment. Keep your opinions up there in the north country and quit stinking up the place down here in a country that's free.
HtD - April 19, 2009, 3:25 am
Like you, he gains sustenance from talking about politics. Instead of eating a sammich, a conversation about the social policies of Obama will hit the spot.
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:14 am
Finally, why does it seem that you are seeking out my posters for you ignorance and attacks? Do you have a crush? Are you lonely and need of attention? I suggest you buy a dog, I'm spoken for.
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:12 am
sent us to Iraq where we could eliminate a dictator who was a danger to his neighbors, Israel, the US and his own people. Don't talk about bravery since you obviously have no idea what it means. Risking you life to bring freedom to others is brave.
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:11 am
since the 1970s. Our enemies cross into several countries. We were attacked on 9-11, but the liberal lie is that our war is only with Al Qaida. They are one of many threats to this nation and the world. Pres Bush was smart enough to realize that fact and
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:08 am
enjoy. If you live in the US, then your freedom was absolutely provided to you by the govt, military and the CIA. If you are too ignorant to realize that fact then there is no hope for you. As far as the war, radical Islam has been at war with the US
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:05 am
I'd love to know who made you the motifake humor judge, Canuck. I also see no arrogance in this poster, I see appreciation, patriotism and respect for those who understand that the freedom we enjoy in the US is earned by a small few for all of us to
Canuck - April 18, 2009, 8:03 pm
By the way passer by you are so witty, could you keep making brainless comments without making an actual point. That sorta thing always makes me chuckle. Maybe you could explain how this poster is not arrogant and is funny? Its not a demotivational poster
Canuck - April 18, 2009, 7:59 pm
Be proud to be sentient, proud to be intelligent or proud to pass on a willingness to accept others. Race and Nationality are not things you earned they were given to you. You cant be proud of something you did not earn.
Canuck - April 18, 2009, 7:56 pm
My freedom was not in any way provided by the American Gov't or the C I A. Need I remind you that fighting a war YOU started does not make you brave. But ending it would. Its because of this kind of angry pride that your kids grow up to hate for no reason
Passer By - April 18, 2009, 11:00 am
Yes you are Canuck.
Canuck - April 18, 2009, 10:46 am
Wow arrogant! and not funny!
LogicDude - February 4, 2009, 10:02 am
Trying to answer you is a waste of time Timmy, you wouldn't understand.
barockeva - February 4, 2009, 8:32 am
Truth hurts, don't it? :P
WTFO - January 22, 2009, 10:50 pm
Blah, blah, blah, Timmy.
barockeva - January 22, 2009, 4:25 pm
If the military and the CIA are bringing us freedom, why do they keep letting the government pass laws that restrict it?


DON"T HATE ME - because I'm beautiful...


TAGS: susan boyle hate beautiful not so much
Rating: 1.93/5

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stavro1 - December 11, 2009, 6:48 pm
and yet she'll never get a guy


COMPLACENCY - Never underestimate the power of putting off till tomorrow something you could have done today.




THE UNITED STATES - The cams and the ...err, the stars and the blinds ...err stripes, A symbol for freedom, peace and security. Since July 4, 1776.


TAGS: usa stars and stripes viba
Rating: 3.65/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 9, 2013, 12:57 pm
Lol, that's . . . . . whoa. . . . wait this isn't politifake ;-)
GreyScorpion - December 8, 2010, 8:26 am
Hey Orwell, I see what you're doing behind those blinds, and don't come crying to me when you grow hair on your palms
Reality Lord - December 7, 2010, 5:31 pm

one nation under CCTV....Britain led the way long before the USA ever tried it.


MILITARY RULE #13 - Tracer rounds work in both directions!


TAGS: military america usa soldiers airmen marines sailors brave courage honor
Rating: 3.36/5

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WTFO - August 15, 2009, 12:39 am
How about (since I'm Air Force) we call in an air strike with GPS munitions instead?
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 12:38 am
Good point. Definitely more noticable at night than the day but an excellent observation.
spencer - August 14, 2009, 2:55 pm
dont mean to argu with the rules. but doesn't firing the gun alone give away your position. it is a big flash.
WTFO - June 13, 2009, 10:55 pm
Valid point. Just hope he doesn't have friends.
ranger - June 13, 2009, 10:09 pm
only if you're still alive after the first round


AL-QAEDA RESORT & SUMMER CAMP - Start um' Young!




US GOVERMENT IT DEPARTMENTS - Because government infrastructure is THAT important


TAGS: it cisco simpsons usa goverment
Rating: 2.5/5


ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT -


TAGS: usmc marines usa merica
Rating: 4.88/5

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mizzdizz - May 4, 2015, 4:47 am
I first heard this little ditty from a 'Nam vet ... Good job! 5L


THE ACCIDENTAL TOURIST -




MISS USA 2011 - Says "Thank you Satan you rock!"


TAGS: miss usa satan you rock
Rating: 4.6/5

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Budog - June 22, 2011, 10:19 pm
Maybe she is saying "I love Satan"...
SirPhit - June 22, 2011, 7:18 pm
LOL cloudchaser!!
Budog - June 20, 2011, 2:22 pm
LOL, close enough for me...
Cloudchaser - June 20, 2011, 10:11 am
She may have confused Devil Horns with the deaf handsign for Love


Soccer -




OSAMA BIN LADEN -


TAGS: laden osama predator missile usa
Rating: 3.89/5

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Reality Lord - May 3, 2011, 6:00 pm

lolz
alldayfighter - May 3, 2011, 1:06 am
yeah but in the head, not in the left shoulder! uhh is that alien behind predator?


ON THE RIGHT -


TAGS: sean connery immortal last crusade
Rating: 3.3/5

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Zed - October 6, 2009, 9:14 pm
And Keith Richard and ***k Clark are undead (Clark's in hiding to throw off the Vampire Hunters)


AMERICA - World's third biggest nation, world's first biggest ego




ARMED & DANGEROUS -


TAGS: usaf air force aircrew women armed dangerous c 130
Rating: 2.7/5

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know_it_all - March 15, 2010, 4:17 pm
mattress delivery? no wait dishwasher delivery, or is it an airborne sammich maker expo?
Cloudchaser - March 15, 2010, 12:25 am
Especially if it's an AC-130 gunship


CONSEQUENCES -


TAGS: merica usa b52
Rating: 4.8/5

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Oldsod - April 2, 2015, 6:42 am
Look at it this way...who is more likely to get mugged? Caspar Milquetoast or John Rambo?
EmilioDumphque - April 2, 2015, 4:18 am
Seems to me that there's a word for those who use terror to get their way...
steve1961 - April 2, 2015, 2:54 am
Still effective...no matter what it's called...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 1, 2015, 10:28 pm
Most of the world calls that "American logic"
EmilioDumphque - April 1, 2015, 2:31 pm
Bully's logic: If you don't behave the way I think you should, I'll pound you!


ROYAL ANNOUNCEMENT - No more bickering about your elections. All problems solved.


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Rating: 3.43/5

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MrBlack - March 13, 2010, 10:18 pm
Ah rugby. Reminds me a bit of when we'd play tackle football as children. Tackle a kid into loose stones, a tree, or whatever's nearby. "Ye dead? No? Then get up, we still got the second half te go. And quit limpin already; you're not bleedin that bad."
Jingoro - February 7, 2010, 3:26 pm
Aw man! Now I'm craving fish & chips.
Bob D. Sailor - December 7, 2009, 8:13 pm
Nah, nukes would be to hard to clean up afterwards. I would want to turn Britain into our on colony. Wait! That's kinda ironic.. Us turning Britain into a colony.
stavro1 - December 6, 2009, 7:54 pm
and I got one word: NUKE!!!
Bob D. Sailor - December 6, 2009, 7:51 pm
I drink a lot of tea, and I drive on the left side of the road (I'm in Japan). But if the British tried to take us back, I'd be one of the first to start attacking. All I got left to say is 2 words: Carpet Bomb.
Hippopotosaurus - November 19, 2009, 10:27 am
i find it funny reading half of the comments on these sites, almost always reverts back to slight racist remarks between british and americans. i agree with The Mediator on either say you like it or not and quit with the racism people.
Jmac0585 - September 21, 2009, 1:11 pm
December 24, 1814.
mrbombastic - September 13, 2009, 11:11 pm
Heh, try to take us if you want, Britain. It won't be pretty.
anonamous - August 9, 2009, 12:33 am
New Commonwealth-while were at it lets bring australia and canada back too
coco tapioca - May 2, 2009, 5:15 pm
because you gotta finish what you start! + the french would be MUCH easier.
DreMagnum - March 16, 2009, 8:28 pm
taking over england would certainly be easier then Iraq, why dont we just do that instead?
Nero - February 17, 2009, 7:01 pm
Okay...I'll drink tea. I'll use proper english and drive on the left side of the road. But I will never, EVER used the f***ing metric system! NEVER!
barockeva - February 7, 2009, 4:55 pm
I'll take a nice earl gray.
The Mediator - December 30, 2008, 4:48 pm
Hmmmm, why dont people just look at the picture, accept that its quite funny, or not, and move on? d oyou have to leave a slightly racist comment? Also to the first guy, soccer is american, football is english.
Prince Charles - December 6, 2008, 4:08 pm
So, who's for a cup of tea ?
American2 - December 6, 2008, 2:11 pm
Yep... typical British. Anyone who doesn't like you're way of doing things is less intelligent than you. Oh, I do so bow down before you're superiority. How exactly does tea time come from a higher level of intelligence? What thought process is involved i
Porcelina - November 30, 2008, 6:37 pm
Yup, typically biased douchebag.
ashley - November 30, 2008, 6:24 pm
yup... typical american, everything that seems to come from higher levels of intelligence... is g**
Narutarded - October 6, 2008, 2:51 pm
... says the Nancy-boy from San Francisco.
American - October 6, 2008, 1:19 pm
soccer, cricket,tea time, strawberries w/ cream. Wow, I forgot how g** the british are.


BUSH GETTING A SHOE THROWN AT HIM - no caption needed


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Rating: 3.19/5

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Neocon H8R - July 6, 2009, 5:01 am
I H8 to admit it but the ole man has some good reflexes. i think the shoe would have connected if I were up there.
LogicDude - December 15, 2008, 11:33 am
That's NOT how Football is played...stupid terrorist!
Wasn't it supossed to be DE-motivating? - December 15, 2008, 11:27 am
No comment needed


AMERICANS - Was there any in Berlin on may 1945..?


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Dman1965 - July 7, 2012, 10:31 pm
i could say the yanks joined in after they sold britain and europe all that steal for maximum profit ... but then again many many great american young men died along with all their allied brothers and sisters to help save this world from nazi tyranny
oaktree - February 17, 2011, 9:37 pm
Keep in mind that Russia was just fighting the Germans on on the Eastern frond by ground and air....ok a little in the sea. Mean while, U.S. was fighting the Germans in the west, south, air and sea....oh yea and fighting the Japan.
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 1:42 am
Try to keep it light, ok?
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 1:42 am
Cool your jets a little, Georgi... this is an entertainment site... we'd rather not start a movement here.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:30 am
After 30 million people murdered by those worthless animals, they deserved what we gave them. Every last bit of it.
DreMagnum - February 24, 2010, 11:07 pm
hey oaktree, you mad?
oaktree - February 24, 2010, 11:06 pm
Oh No! It is Culos, the Nazi grammar police. Go f*** your suck cupcake. What the hell do you know about WWII?
culos - February 24, 2010, 5:50 pm
oaktree if you don't know what you're talking about it is better not to comment at all. By the way, your English sucks. In conclusion, leave the Interweb and go back to school. Amen
oaktree - February 24, 2010, 10:44 am
All you people need to read a little more. Eisenhower decided to let the Russians to take Berlin. Because they where fighting German since June of 1941 and they push the German army out of their country.
mallen - July 28, 2009, 7:14 pm
Back to the point of the Poster, Gen. Patton could've been in Berlin long before the Ruskies if he hadn't been ordered to stop. RUssia got Berlin because the rest of the Allies let them. End of debate, now F*** OFF!!!!!
Moog - July 17, 2009, 9:58 pm
Russians: Lend Lease. Learn it. In hindsight we'd have been better off to leave you at the tender mercies of Adolf.
Baron von Tofurkey - June 26, 2009, 3:00 am
meh: "D Day came too late to make a difference..." thank you for letting me read the stupidest, most ignorant statement in the history of humankind. Truly well done. Oh, and um, one other thing...Italy was of vital f*cking importance, u stupid twat.
Meh... - June 14, 2009, 2:59 am
While the brits and the yanks were fighting a couple hundred thousand Germans (split between Africa and Italy), USSR fought 4 million. D-Day came too late to make a difference and both Africa and Italy were of marginal importance.
Meh.. - June 14, 2009, 2:57 am
Eh Americans, then you don't know history, you pull random nonsense out of your a**. As demonstrated by "LogicDude".
Sean - June 2, 2009, 9:26 pm
*grate (I think)
Sean - June 2, 2009, 9:25 pm
AMERICANS They know the secret to great lovin' and great warrin': it's way better to come late, than to come early.
LogicDude - June 2, 2009, 9:19 pm
Why thank you my "greated" parmesan friend! (for the dummies: I know how to spell "grated"...I changed it to "great" to compliment the Cheesemeister!) bye!
Cheeseman - June 2, 2009, 4:40 pm
I have a bookcase of books for the last centuries wars, and iu don't need so say anything cause Logicdude has proved what dumbasses you all are. America was also unofficially helping before 42 with supplies and merchant shipping across the atlantic.
DjaPavlak - May 29, 2009, 11:10 pm
We let Russia take it, let them get revenge on the Facist s.o.b's
LogicDude - April 2, 2009, 3:00 pm
The US suffered 18,000+ casualties on the first day of the invasion of Italy. THAT was a pretty serious meat-grinder. Seems pretty earnest to me.
All American - April 2, 2009, 1:37 pm
You are right but I think what that other guy was saying was that the Americans really got into it "in earnest" on D-Day.
LogicDude - April 2, 2009, 8:54 am
...diverting to the Eastern Front and defeating the Russians - which, if they had been able to divert all manpower and resources, the Germans WOULD have done. Stalin begged for these diversions at the conferences with the rest of the Allied leaders.
LogicDude - April 2, 2009, 8:53 am
Correction to all here...the US entered the war in 1942 against the Germans in North Africa and also in the invasion of Siciliy and then mainland Italy and southern France - all before 1944. It was the operations there that kept German troops from...
Mark - April 1, 2009, 5:31 pm
Learn History - It's nice to know that some one out there knows how to read a book.
Learn History - April 1, 2009, 5:20 pm
The US did contribute to the war! True, not until '44 with a major fighting force. But the US pretty much mobilized the Red Army with the Lend Lease program supplying over 250,000 6x6 trucks among other things. The death toll in the east was massive.
Mark - April 1, 2009, 1:27 pm
weker - You're an idiot, a troll, and a Timmy all rolled into one. STFU and GTFO.
weker - April 1, 2009, 1:27 pm
f*** team effort Americans did nothing in the war to help any of the world
Mark - April 1, 2009, 11:37 am
As for the Soviets winning the European war, I think it was a team effort. They couldn't have done as well as they did without the US fighting the Germans on the Western front and Italy. Hitler's biggest tactical mistake was Operation Barbarossa.
Mark - April 1, 2009, 11:33 am
I can agree that "80% of the German casualties were on the Eastern Front against the Soviets" but to put that into perspective, the Russians started killing Germans on June 22, 1941. Americans didn't start in earnest until June 6, 1944.
Learn History - April 1, 2009, 10:21 am
80% of the German casualties were on the Eastern Front against the Soviets. They won the European war, the US only helped! In Yalta FDR and Churchill agreed with Stalin that the Red Army would take Berlin, the bloodiest battle in history!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 15, 2009, 1:09 am
Have you been to Canada? Everyone really is nice, and that stuff they call 'bacon'? That's not the USA!! Our bacon is smoked and long and stripey, not unsm,oked and...oh god... circular. *sob*
.... - January 14, 2009, 9:48 pm
Canadians didn't do **** in the war. Plus canadians are exactly the f***ing same as the US anyway. It's practically the same country, really it is.
american - January 14, 2009, 9:51 am
a western front is the only reason germany couldnt crush russia. Russia was next to germany AMERICANS liberated the rest of europe WHILE fighting the japanese in the pacific..we should have let you all rot in a socialist hell.
americaneagil - December 10, 2008, 6:53 am
so wat we still the bestest ****ry on planit erth. thats why we in the middle of all th maps.
jrrjrs - November 27, 2008, 11:19 pm
Russians get left out, us canadians get left out...face it Americans are greedy,self righteous little a**holes who think they won every battle they were in....hmmm that's why your STILL fighting in the middle east....yeah that's cause no one has your bac
eric - November 15, 2008, 12:33 am
it would have tooken us 63 years at most! to make almost everybody talking english, too bad we make their kids make our shoes?(not implying the people at friendly Sears does that)
Sean - November 14, 2008, 1:56 pm
Wow, I'll never understand the war in Vietnam. But thanks for trying, it means you care.
THeDRiZZLe - November 14, 2008, 1:40 pm
OK, time for a quick histroy lesson everyone. The Allies agreed to let the Russians take Berlin. The western Allies could ahve made a run for it too, but Stalin wanted it. The war betwen Germany and Russia was personal. Talking trash over this is tard
Great Mother Russia - November 13, 2008, 4:15 am
I was under the distinct impression that we're speaking Russian *DESPITE* the Yanks!
Hitler - October 16, 2008, 6:06 pm
One more warning and then I'm calling the Ges***o! OFF my lawn NOW!
B - October 16, 2008, 3:40 pm
Russia beat us to the city but we were tied up with the rest of Germany.
Akyoyo - September 3, 2008, 12:59 pm
it's actually called Farsi, and what does Persia have to do with this?
RnR - September 2, 2008, 5:20 am
Also, the german U-boats were hitting the US coasts : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Happy_Time
RnR - September 2, 2008, 5:17 am
The Atlantic Charter... then Pearl Harbour. Look it up.
Shtoink - September 2, 2008, 3:20 am
the germans didnt attack us so why did we bother helping europe anyway?
Dave - September 1, 2008, 4:05 pm
Russians, were there any in Rome or Tokyo?
Hitler - September 1, 2008, 3:35 pm
Hey! You kids get off my lawn!
killersheep - August 31, 2008, 8:35 am
hey sparky those are russians in the picture. they were on our side.
SuperSparky - August 31, 2008, 8:11 am
No, we were too busy liberating the rest of Europe from the a**holes in Berlin. Sorry we missed that one. Stop your whining, without Americans you'd all be speaking Russian or German, or even Pharsie.


JOB CUTS - Shouldn't Congress be subject to them too?


TAGS: congress government bush usa jobs
Rating: 2.19/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 19, 2008, 2:37 am
I say minimum wage for all elected officials, that way we know they're doing it out of a sense of civic duty. Also, minimum wage would suddenly be hundreds of thousands of dollars a year.


Same, Same But Different -


TAGS: china usa economy baby ***
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - June 28, 2014, 12:26 am
Thanks all for the nice comments. LMAO Miss Priss. :)
GaryO - June 28, 2014, 12:22 am
5Ls to poster and comment. Ever poster should have a dynamic duo like this.
MissPriss - June 28, 2014, 12:19 am
Actually, a very small 5L village of Pe Nas nestled deep in the valley of Vachina.


The Lives Of Others -




Unintended Consequences -




A SINGLE TEAR - A picture is worth a thousand words; A single tear is worth a thousand pictures.




Democracy Incorporated -




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CAN-USA -


TAGS: canada usa niagara falls
Rating: 4.26/5

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agdaniele - February 5, 2011, 6:41 pm
Lovely.
Reality Lord - February 5, 2011, 8:20 am

that is a view of the Canadian side. the american side looks like some guy pissing guinness into a toilet.
tellitlikeitis - February 5, 2011, 6:58 am
Thanks Autumnspirit!
autumnspirit - February 4, 2011, 8:45 pm
Beautifully stated and very creative! Great poster Tell! 5L's


USA LIFE EXPECTANCY -


TAGS: usa life expectancy cubbybear motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.21/5

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qjr - October 17, 2010, 2:37 am
Even Hawaii is pretty average. Canada 80.7 New Zealand 81.2 And Columbia is just scary
TheGrayFox - May 26, 2010, 9:10 am
wOOhHOO! Idaho #14!
Treehodger - February 16, 2010, 7:48 pm
Welp, age kicked up sooner then I thought. That says 76.4. Sigh. Lol.
Treehodger - February 16, 2010, 7:47 pm
76.6 for me?!? d***. Too old to do ****, to young to be awesome. Motha f***a.


US AIR FORCE NUCLEAR WEAPONS -




LITTLE WORDS -


TAGS: iraq usa america
Rating: 3.3/5

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FelixA9 - November 29, 2009, 6:02 pm
Danielle: If the Australian SAS had Bin Laden surrounded how is it the USMC lost him? I'd think if the SAS had him surrounded and he got away it was the SAS that lost him.
3210 - November 22, 2009, 4:41 pm
@swansman, 4,500 U.S soldiers were killed in Iraq. Iraqi guerrillas were killing U.S soldiers on a daily basis with IEDs. The whole Iraq war was for oil. Now 35% of all oil wells have major U.S share holders including Bush. Americans were fooled by him.
DasGhoti - November 17, 2009, 5:50 pm
Bin Laden is more related to Afghanistan over Iraq, which I think is still f'd up. Side Note, good to see those Tomcats and Super Hornets.
Danielle - September 17, 2009, 9:52 pm
@swansman - America invaded with the aid of Nato and Australia and New Zealand. Australian SAS were the first soldiers there, the first country there, we had Osama Bin Laden surrounded then the USMC LOST him. That is why Iraq is not f***ed up
swansman - June 17, 2009, 11:49 am
How did we not f*** iraq up. we invaded and took over iraq in around 40 days!! America lost 139 military members while iraq lost over 120,000 in those 40 days. If thats not f***ing iraq up, i guess i dont know what is.
Gammel - June 7, 2009, 2:00 pm
Sorry to disturbed your patriotism... but you f***ed Saddam but definetly not iraq... just think about the soldiers that did not survive the invasion.
trowa - April 13, 2009, 7:25 pm
not f*** iraq, iraq f***ed us. we just thought we f***ed them
RONSART - February 7, 2009, 10:30 pm
so true...WTFO...sometimes even more...they love and miss their men/women so much.
WTFO - February 7, 2009, 9:53 pm
Thank you, Ron. Also, bless our families who sacrifice as much as we do.


F-15 & FF-22 -


TAGS: f 15 ff 22 weapons usa oh yeah
Rating: 2.95/5

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TheTrashHeap - August 28, 2009, 10:36 pm
Sean FTW.
Sean - August 28, 2009, 10:03 pm
Big f***in' deal jupiter monkey. What the hell does that have to do with you and your "Do you want fries with that?" existence on this planet?
jupiter monkey - August 28, 2009, 6:59 pm
This picture just serves as one more reminder that the U.S. can beat the living **** out of any country we fight.
jmac0585 - July 10, 2009, 10:13 am
I think if I see either coming at me, I am running and screaming. Starscream or Skywarp would still make me pee my upside-down turban.
agent k - July 10, 2009, 8:54 am
f***in A Right!!
leeebling - July 10, 2009, 5:18 am
f*** Yeah!! Wooh America!! Yeah!!
kerkpyrrus - July 10, 2009, 4:47 am
and the old gal can still kick 99% of the oppositions arse!


SUSAN BOYLE - Receives Her First Step Toward Stardom




WRONG SPORT - Silly Americans this isn’t football.




66 TONS -




The Odd Angry Shot -


TAGS: marine sniper cnn military usa
Rating: 4.89/5

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Bolverk3778 - May 4, 2014, 12:42 pm
What did the reporter expect the Marine to say? Elation?
MissPriss - May 4, 2014, 11:26 am
And an extremely sore shoulder the next day if the bugger was bobbing and weaving. 5L


MAY WE NEVER FORGET - The 343 Brothers and Sisters we lost in the service to their fellow man on September eleventh, two thousand and one


TAGS: september eleventh two thousand one
Rating: 3.93/5

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Budog - September 15, 2011, 7:27 pm
As a former Fire and EMS professional, 9/11 had a profound effect on me,as it did all of us in the extended family. It is hard to explain unless you have been there...


WORLD WAR II -


TAGS: world war ii russian usa army raf french resistance
Rating: 3/5

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Bah - September 17, 2009, 2:34 am
then they came "home" not "hope"; my bad
Bah - September 17, 2009, 2:34 am
Lots of Cherokees in the Marines in the pacific. Lots of Navajo in cryptography in europe. Then they came hope to get evicted from their land and "resettled" again. Most modern 'Injuns' that stay on reservation land are in poverty, not Casinos.
Acey - May 2, 2009, 1:11 pm
I asked but the Injuns are too busy counting their casino income right now.
barockeva - March 25, 2009, 4:14 pm
When you capture land, it's yours to keep till someone else takes it. Just ask the Injuns.
WTFO - February 28, 2009, 11:22 pm
I agree that everyone did their part during the war but Russia failed to give back the countries they captured. Kinda screwed up on their part wasn't it?


TRUE LOVE - Fabio Capello I've found your perfect match


TAGS: susan boyle lol
Rating: 2.8/5

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forseti - July 7, 2010, 8:11 am
so you're English, right?!? ;)


C'MON GUYS - If we all try a little harder we can be #1. Do it for your Country.


TAGS: usa beer drinkers unite
Rating: 2.78/5

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mefistofeles_42 - February 17, 2010, 10:40 am
Ha ha, you're right, what they drink there does not pass as Beer.
Asasello - February 17, 2010, 9:21 am
China and US are out, that's not beer.
mefistofeles_42 - February 17, 2010, 6:39 am
That is a stupid counting measure, it should be measured in liters/gallons per person by the year. Of course China won, since here is a **** load of them.


AMERICA - Saving Other Countries For Over A Century


TAGS: america flag usa
Rating: 2.6/5

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daddypantsamerica - February 7, 2012, 9:08 am
lol probably pakistan, those d*** people were hiding osama..
Mark - February 10, 2009, 11:43 am
4Real - I wish your comment made a little more sense so I could respond to it better. Who has been forcing you to perform fellatio? Is that why you want to convert? Islam might be a better for you. Fortunately you can do that in the US. You're Welcome!
4Real - February 10, 2009, 11:28 am
So mutch prick here. Im starting to think, islam is better than that bunch of **** socker. f*** man, did you practice, or you are stupid like that, all natural?
USofA - February 9, 2009, 8:55 pm
Everyone knows America still wears the global daddy pants. Who's next in line to beg us for help with something?
thehattinninja - August 28, 2008, 8:25 pm
nor do countrys in recession have pants. but wait we do! yet i refuse t put them on when i go outside! take that conformist's. take your pants and shove them up your a** with your crap music.
RnR - July 16, 2008, 5:50 pm
Dude, if i were you, i'ld worry about your own country for the moment... Countries in recession dont go around saving other countries
The Guy From The Country Where People Have Proper Teeth - July 16, 2008, 5:12 am
How can a person say a language needs to be spoken a type of way for it to be proper? I understand that grammar might not change, but speaking it of course will change.
Dude - June 28, 2008, 12:45 pm
As long as those d*** liberals don't get in office, we can KEEP saving other countries.
Scorpion - June 2, 2008, 4:08 pm
"Danke"? Pffft. Just because you yanks only talk your own language (which isn't YOURS anyway) doesn't mean that it isn't needed. After all, it's not that you even talk your language properly
Neal - May 13, 2008, 3:55 pm
God Bless America... And how do you say "Thank You" in German... oh wait, no one has to now!
Max - May 2, 2008, 11:22 am
Haha. That's hilarious. Too bad we just f***ed it up by re-electing Bush...


ARKANSAS - Putting the Red into Rednecks for over 200 years.


TAGS: arkansas the usa s little piece of canada
Rating: 2.11/5

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MustyK - February 24, 2010, 3:06 am
You're right, I went looking at your profile and found all 33 of them !! By the way, apart from 33 posters and a lot of crap comments, just what have you contributed to Motifake since May 6th, 2009 ???
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 22, 2010, 10:06 am
Look what Mustyk found!!! Worst motifake ever. 1L.


USAF CAPTAINS - It don't matter what the AMU Chief said about sleeping


TAGS: usaf
Rating: 2.05/5

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The Best Of Intentions -


TAGS: afghanistan war love usa marines
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - May 16, 2014, 2:02 am
Thank you Miss Priss :)
MissPriss - May 16, 2014, 2:00 am
That sir was a definite 5L tee hee!
Greybeard - May 16, 2014, 12:24 am
Thank you. I wish I could say it was a true story but it's only a rumor...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 15, 2014, 7:00 pm
Ooooooohhhh! Nice! 5L for you. Awe, man! That was not expected! ROFLMAO! X-D


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